Modern life can be hard on the body and soul. Here at Fetid we are determined to make your life easier, and so we are very pleased to present our Wellbeing section to help your mind and body cope with the World.¹

Beating the winter flu blues - Dr Francis Napalm's award winning guide to coping with winter flu and colds.²
How to loose pounds the easy way - Let Dr Francis Napalm help you loose that flab.³
Life so bad you're tempted by religion? Avoid the pitfalls and potential mass suicide with our top tips for spotting cults.
Our problem page - Got a problem ? Ask Gimpo, he'll always have an answer!

^{1 Please note that neither Fetid.co.uk nor our so called experts can be held responsible if you should be foolish enough to follow any instructions or suggestions contained within these pages.
2 Second Prize, Ukranian Vodka Producers Federation 'Promotional Idea of the Year 1998'
3 Will only work as part of a calorie controlled diet. Not suitable for the very old, the very young or those aged between 5 and 79 years. Always consult your own doctor before attempting extreme weightloss plans.}