"Hi, I'm Gimpo, and I'm here to help out with all your problems. Just email Gimpo and I'll try and give you the best advice I can!"

This is where you can find links to all of the problems and my excellent advice. Newest is nearest the bottom of the page.

Number 1
...licking, sheep, maths and feathers.

Number 2
...ping pong balls, bananas, tyres and sunburn.

Number 3
...masks, bratwurst, affairs and impotence.

Number 4
...piercing, Carole Smilie, turkeys and cold rubber.

Number 5
...carpets, fashion, more piercings and tear gas.

Number 6
...football, stockings, yet more piercing and a three-some.

Number 7
...gasmasks, Richard Whiteley, cheese and voyeurism.