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Hi, I'm back with another selection of interesting problems from our readers. The first question this time comes from "Mrs J" of Tipton, West Midlands...
I'm well into wearing gasmasks, and I want to introduce my husband to them, but he doesn't seem keen. Any suggestions for ways to encourage him?
This is a recurring theme, I find, people who's partners don't share their interests. Aside from finding somebody else who is interested in gasmasks, like me for example, there is little you can do. My best suggestion is tying him up and making him wear it. He might get used to it then. If he doesn't, be sure to get in touch again - and include a picture next time!
This is a sad question. It's from "YZ" of Skipton, North Yorkshire, and it concerns a much loved dead television personality...
I was stalking Richard Whiteley, the presenter of Countdown, until he was taken ill. But now he's died, and I feel lost. The thing is, this has happened before. I used to stalk Bob Monkhouse, and he died. And many years ago, I stalked Price is Right presenter Leslie Crowther. And then he died. What should I do? Do you think I am cursing them?
There are no such things as curses. You will just have to find another celebrity to stalk. Have you considered Gyles Brandreth? Or perhaps David Dickinson? Or Jamie Oliver? There are so many celebrities to chose from!
Third Question this time is from "Mr G" of Worcestershire who needs some hygiene advice...
My girlfriend likes to lick cottage cheese from my penis. I don't mind this, but now she says she wants to smear it around my anus and lick it off there. Is this safe?
Well this use of cottage cheese is new to me! I can't see any particular reason not to do this, as long as you clean up properly before and after - it sounds like you are lucky man, most women don't seem keen on cheesy foreskins!
Last this time, "Dave" from North London asks:
I have a thing about watching women in the toilet, and recently I drilled a hole through our bathroom wall so I can watch my wife. Unfortunately, she has spotted the hole and is now threatening to throw me out. What should I do?
Standard Polyfilla should fix the damage, but ensure you make good the wall covering as well. Nobody wants to look at a botched wall repair as they sit on the toilet. Consider using small hidden cameras in future, then you can video it as well!
That's all for this time - I'm waiting for your problems to solve, so please email them to me, Gimpo now!